The People’s Republic of China, renowned for being the land of imprisoned dissidents, prison labor, and making the next of kin pay for the bullets at their stadium executions, actually has a critique of the United States’ human rights record on their consulate’s website, which is like having Genghis Khan critique your table manners.
The highlight for me is, of course, this part:
The United States prioritizes the right to keep and bear arms over the protection of citizens’ lives and personal security and exercises lax firearm possession control, causing rampant gun ownership. The U.S. people hold between 35 percent and 50 percent of the world’ s civilian-owned guns, with every 100 people having 90 guns…
…which means ten of y’all are slackers who need to get with the program.
Apparently, the Chinese think that it’s a human rights violation to murder somebody with a firearm, unless they’re on their knees with their hands tied behind their back and you shoot them behind the ear, preferably while wearing a snappy uniform.
Of all the people at this AA meeting, you’re the last one needs to be pointing fingers, Hu. Don’t you have some Tibetans you need to be off oppressing or something? Now get back in the kitchen and make me an iPod.